Boy Abunda’s early birthday celebration on ‘CIA with BA’ Sunday, October 20, took an entertaining turn as his longtime talent and friend, Ai Ai delas Alas, joined the show to share a series of comical and hypothetical laws she coined as ‘Ai Law.’
With the usual legal theme of the show, the Comedy Queen shared ten whimsical and imaginative “laws,” each with its own humorous touch, delighting the award-winning host as well as the audience.
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“Minsan hindi natin nakikita ang kabuuan ng isang content na mga nababasa natin. Dapat tinitignan natin ang mga opinyon na ‘yan by having a reading comprehension,” said Ai Ai. - Huwag makialam sa buhay ng may buhay. Kung ayaw mo ng away ay magbagong buhay.
“Para ito sa mga marites,” Ai Ai said, aiming at gossipers who often meddle in others’ lives. - Kung hindi ka tinatanong, ‘wag kang palasagot. Kung hindi ka kasama sa interview, ‘wag kang umeksena.
This is the perfect advice for those who tend to butt in where they’re not needed according to the actress. - Kahit mag-overtime, ligo-ligo din ‘pag may time.
“Para naman ito sa mga empleyado na naka-work from home,” she quipped, poking fun at remote workers who might skip showers. - Face your problem, but if the problem is your face, use a filter.
“Kunwari nagpapa-picture ka tapos hindi ka naman kagandahan. Syempre, sa totoo lang, marami naman tayong app for the filter. Pero minsan ‘wag din masyadong sobra kasi minsan nagiging ano ka na, half filter half human,” she noted.- Every gising is a blessing pero ‘wag ugaliin sa trabaho ang powernapping.
“Pag ikaw ay nagtatrabaho, ‘wag kang matulog dahil hindi ka naman sinuswelduhan para matulog,” Ai Ai reminded employees. - Kung hindi mo pagmamay-ari ay pwede mong titigan pero ‘wag mong titikman dahil baka malason ka dyan.
“Ito naman ay para do’n sa mga mang-aagaw ng jowa, mga anaconda,” she said, referencing those who pursue relationships with taken individuals. - Kapag inano ka, dapat anohin mo rin para kahit paano ay naano mo na siya para ‘di ka anohin uli.
This, according to Ai Ai, is a law for handling situations where people do things to you that you must also respond to, albeit in a vague way. - Isasabatas ko ang pag-aaral ng tamang sagot sa mga sumusunod na tanong:
- Kumain ka na ba? “Kadalasan ang sagot, ‘Busog ako.’ ‘Di ba dapat, ‘Oo’ o ‘Hindi.’”
- Nandyan na ba ang nanay mo? “Ang sagot, ‘Bakit po?’ ‘Di ba dapat ang sagot, ‘Wala’ o ‘Nandito po.’”
- Anong oras na? “Ang sagot, ‘Maaga pa.’ ‘Di ba dapat ang sagot, ‘9:30,’ ‘4:30’…”
- Love your mother and your father dahil sa 10 Commandments, ito ang may reward.
“Medyo seryoso ‘to, turo mo ‘to sa’kin,” Ai Ai noted, concluding with a law inspired by biblical teachings.
The episode showed that even on a show that tackles legal matters, there’s always room for lighthearted moments. Ai Ai delas Alas’ “Ai Law” made Boy’s early birthday celebration on ‘CIA with BA’ one to remember, filled with laughter and good vibes.
‘CIA with BA’ continues the legacy of the late Senator Rene Cayetano and airs every Sunday at 11:00 p.m. on GMA7, with replays on GTV the following Saturday at 10:30 p.m.
