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Dad jokes that are so corny they’re funny

By Ellicia Frentzen C. Del Mundo and Theriz Lizel R. Silvano
 

Fathers may not be good at expressing their affection and emotion at all times, but one of their love languages is to make their family smile with their corny, goofy jokes. 

This Father’s Day, the limelight focuses on the man of the house. Our Papa, Tatay, Dad, Daddy, and Itay who bring happiness and joy to our household. The following sons and daughters share with us their fathers’ corny jokes that cracked them up:

“Anak, why is dark spelled with a K and not a C? Because you can’t C in the dark.”

– Rodante D. Dela Cruz, 50, hotel admin as shared by Naomi, 21

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“Si Juan nagdala ng sisiw para makalibre ng entrance fee sa sabungan.”

“Nasita siya?”

“Oo. Tinanong siya bakit sisiw yung dinala niya.”

“Ano sagot ni Juan?”

“Sabi ni Juan, ‘Eh may laban kasi yung ama niya, syempre kailangan ng moral support!’”

­­­—Eduard Marquez, 52, Driver as shared by Eunice Ann, 21

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“Kapag magpapatayo ako ng kainan, papangalanan ko ng ‘She Can Wings’.”

—The culprit of this joke prefers to be anonymous

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“Pa, may multo raw sa kusina natin.”

“Sino naman ang may sabi niyan?”

“Si Mama po.”

“Ay nako! Huwag ka nga naniniwala sa Mama mo. Ang mabuti pa, samahan mo na lang muna ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig.”

– Alexander Anore, 51, government employee

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*Dad congratulated child on Facebook*

“Thanks ‘dy! Kailan natin gagawin ang #DagdagBaonChallenge?”

“Kapag natapos na yung #IbalikAng NinakawSaPhilHealthChallenge”

—The culprit of this joke prefers to be anonymous

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“Alam mo ba na bawal mag-gupit ng kuko sa gabi?” 

“Bakit? Mamalasin ako?” 

“Hindi. Lalabo ang mata mo. Ang dilim kaya!” 

– Jerry S. Lababo, 46, Technical Engineer as shared by Kyrie, 24

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“Anong tunog ng aso

kapag nauntog?”

“Aw aw?”

“Hindi.”

“Ano po?”

“DOG!”

—The culprit of this joke prefers to be anonymous

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*Late night talk shoe*

“Anong ‘shoe’ ang masakit?

“Ano po?”

“Edi shoe-ntok!”

“Anong mas masakit pa dun?”

“Ano po?”

“Edi shoe-gat!”

“Sinong sapatos ang sikat?”

“Si Liza Shoe-berano?”

“At si Enrique Heels.”

– Eugene V. Josue, 44, barangay official as shared by Erin, 19

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“Dad, you’re so corny.”

“What do you mean? I’m not made of corn.”

—The culprit of this joke prefers to be anonymous

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*The jokes were edited for brevity

Topics: Dad , jokes , Father's Day
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